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What Even Are You?

by SAMonWRY

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Opening 01:09
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<if_yes.send_nightmare> 02:43
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Attention Passengers, This is your captain speaking I'd like to welcome you to the land of non-believing If you look to your left, you'll see the village mall Cleverly constructed to stand 300 feet tall Now if you look to your right, you'll notice you're alone The breathing that you thought you heard must have been your own I think it's time to buckle up before you lose your mind We'll experience some turbulence before we leave this spot behind every single day you must walk away to the world you say this is where I lay leave this spot behind 'fore you lose your mind it is only kind spare them all the time
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Quince 02:07
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Everybody listen to the words that I say When I say the words that I say you better listen Everybody listen to the words that I say When I say the words that I say you better listen Hi Everybody is it time for a song? Time to walk on the streets again everybody tries to tell me they should be my friend I don't want to have to listen to the things they say but Everyone is telling me it's the only way Time to listen to the water again when the wind chimes in and clock strikes ten then it's time to open up your eyes and see the world is better than you realize Oh Hi My name is spelled with an uppercase Y and I don't know why you would listen to me but I guess if you don't have a place to be let me tell you a tale of a triumphant hero Not someone the average person would see though They walked around with their head held high their prospects brighter than the bright blue sky. Not a knight in shining armor Not a dashing charming prince It was a girl, from down by the harbor Fire in her eyes and they called her Quince Everyone look it there's that freak we don't like her think she's weak Chase her away and make fun of her name we treat this like it's just a game Time to walk on the streets again everybody tries to tell me they should be my friend I don't want to have to listen to the things they say but Everyone is telling me it's the only way Time to listen to the water again when the wind chimes in and clock strikes ten then it's time to open up your eyes and see the world is better than you realize The hero walked a mile each day everybody clambering to try to get in her way Til she got to the edge of the giant fortress She slammed her fist against the wood of the giant door just to announce that she had come, save the day from the evil sorceror named heY She yelled heY you! My Name is quince, when I hit you with my sword, you'll do more than wince So I flicked her with a fireball and then she died.
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By the Way, I Love You 02:49
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But Sometimes You Drive Me Crazy 03:44
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Oh hey there, uh, this is Jack uh we met the other day. I got your number from... Susan, she said that you have been going through a little bit of a rough time recently, and I just wanted to let you know that... if you ever need to talk about anything I am actually... pretty good at listening, and all that stuff, so um, if you need anything, just let me know! We're sorry the number that you dialed's no longer in service so if you would hold a second then we'll be with you shortly. And I think, maybe this is time to reflect. If you'd like to leave a message, please do at the tone. Hey there, uh, this is Susan. Look, I know you got Jack's call I just want you to know- um, by the way your answering machine message is a little bit messed up. -uh if you could maybe talk to him I think it could possibly help you out a good bit. Okay look, I know you're busy, call me back, all right? Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh. Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh. Your call has been forwarded to an automated voice message system metsys egassem eciov detamotua na ot dedrawfof neeb sah llac ruoY Hey, uh, this is your father speaking I just want to make sure that everything's alright with you I've heard some things from some of your friends that things might not be going so great. I just want you to know that if you need to talk I'm here for you. Uh, if you could please, reach out to someone. Hey there, Jack again. Um, Look the first step to solving this problem is admitting that it's there in the first place. You need to just look yourself in the mirror and realize that something is wrong. You have to see that. Okay, call me back please. Hey, Jack again. Uh, Look I got off a little bit too strongly last time, but really I think you should talk to me. I can probably get you a little bit of closure on some of the issues you've been dealing with, and I really think that it's the best for everyone. People are worried. Hey there, it's Susan. Look, everyone is starting to get a little bit concerned, um, we just want to make sure everything's going okay so if you could jus- -really, everyone's looking out for you here. We just want to make sure you're okay. So that's really what the main thing on everyone's mind is- Hi, you've reached Jack Williams consulting, please leave your name, number, and a quick message at the tone, and we'll get back to you shortly. Hey man, who are you to tell me that I have a problem because I know exactly what I'm supposed to be doing and I don't need help from any of you so if you could just- Duh duh duh nuh duh duh duh duh
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Panorama Transportation 04:08
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Look you see them there with their long blue curly hair Raise their cell phone to their face And slowly rotate in their place Who are you to say to them That they're outside the idiom What's wrong with having all these subjects? Why do you now choose to object? Whats that? You like all the things inside this pic? Why don't you just bisect it? You clearly just like these two subjects Really you should stick with two Actually Why stop at two? One is clearly meant for you You're only looking at one now, So if you care about the other, I don't see how Stop, you don't get it. I'm the photographer, it's my choice. You think it's your decision To block me from my voice What if I don't want one subject What if two just will not do? I can't begin to even suspect Why on Earth this bothers you I want to capture everything All the beauty in this scene To force me now to compromise My vision would be mean I can decide for myself The photos that I like If personally I'm panorama I don't deserve your spite Look at that panorama transportation We can see so much more than we saw before Ohhh... Ohhh... Ohhh... Oh. It ha s been growing up Inside our nation I'd like to hope that we’re not on the brink of war Ohhh... Ohhh... Ohhh... Oh. The thing about transportation’s Really quite a bother I've got my photos one way I need them in another The problem is my picture Is right here on my phone But I want it on the wall As an art piece that I own What's that You don't like the way you've got this pic? Why don't you just accept it? Changing it is such a hassle Money will get involved to Actually Why must you change When you consider that it's kinda strange You've got it the way it's supposed to be You only think it should be differently Stop, you don't get it. It's my camera and my choice Since when is it your job To try and block my voice I don’t like the way That this picture started out I know I should display The way it is without a doubt It’s got to go through a big change From binary to print I’ll take it from my phone To a frame that makes it glint Once I finish my transportation Then you'll see this happy glee For the photo’s on the wall And the past is behind me Look at that panorama transportation We can see so much more than we saw before Ohhh... Ohhh... Ohhh... Oh. It ha s been growing up Inside our nation I'd like to hope that we’re not on the brink of war Ohhh... Ohhh... Ohhh... Oh. Look at that panorama transportation We can see so much more than we saw before Ohhh... Ohhh... Ohhh... Oh. It ha s been growing up Inside our nation I'd like to hope that we’re not on the brink of war Ohhh... Ohhh... Ohhh... Oh.
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Beholder 03:13
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Felis catus 02:59
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There comes a time for every person for every human being Where we lose our empathy where we have a hard time seeing How others have to live their lives How others might be scared Maybe you would realize this If you only cared But you aren't a person I can see that You only care about yourself because you are a cat *meow* You like your feasts fancy You like your belly rubbed But if you're getting antsy Then so much for love You want your bag of catnip you are so insecure You won't touch offbrand kibble But yet you lick your fur you aren't a person I can see that You only care about yourself because you are a cat *meow-based rap breakdown* To put it absolutely plainly In the clearest possible honesty This is a growing problem it's an honest to goodness travesty I know that you love me back I see it in your eye If I want to pull you off my lap you hurt me if I try You don't care you just stare while you're there shed your hair On my chair everywhere you don't you don't really care because you aren't a person I can see that You only care about yourself because you are a cat
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The Salesman 03:23
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Gather round, one and all to listen to my tale of old I have some warnings here to share so take them with you everywhere It just so happens, late one night I woke to find I felt I might just sneak myself a bowl of rice but then I had an awful fright For rice you see is known to spawn the terrifying Neverdaughn and if you eat this creature whole, then it will steal your very soul! But do not fear for I am here I've brought a special souveniere On your rice just pour this draught and the Neverdaughn will breathe its last You need to listen to the words that I'm sayin' to ya I wouldn't be sayin' these things unless I meant them You need to open up your ears, are you listening? I'm only sayin' stuff I think you need to know. Ladies, Gents, I've come from france I'm here to show a pair of pants "Why Pants," you say, "They look so plain" But that's what's messing with your brain For pants like these don't grow on trees They're made from sea anemones And they have been designed to stop a mugging with a mighty shock You'll thank me when you put them on and a hooligan comes carrying on and when they try to pick your pocket they'll be blasted like a rocket So get them now, while supplies last I have great deals, they're going fast! and trust me, this is what you need there's no room in my heart for greed. You need to listen to the words that I'm sayin' to ya I wouldn't be sayin' these things unless I meant them You need to open up your ears, are you listening? I'm only sayin' stuff I think you need to know. Attention here, I've brought a map that leads to the lair of a biddlyzap Follow it to the scarlet X And hit it when it least suspects Then gather up all its fallen scales and don't forget its seven tales you'll need them for the Biddly Stew and the fortune it will bring to you Once you've drunk this steaming muck You'll only have the best of luck For everything you that try to do it works for love and gambling too So why do you wait? It's not too late Go and get some on your plate No need for thanks, I'm just here to sell so I thank you for your purchase, farewell! You need to listen to the words that I'm sayin' to ya I wouldn't be sayin' these things unless I meant them You need to open up your ears, are you listening? I'm only sayin' stuff I think you need to know. Now once again I beg your ear Look at what I've gathered here Jewels from the land of Fable's End The wisest coin you'll ever spend See how they shimmer in the light? That's the shine of Pilgrim's plight It's used to keep your loved ones near and of their loss you'll never fear Sometimes, you see, they'll want to flee from love, greed, or curiosity and what, pray tell, are you to do they've gone and left and without you! Take these gems and crush them up and slip the powder in their cup They're soul will bind, to you, itself a blessing to your mental health. You need to listen to the words that I'm sayin' to ya I wouldn't be sayin' these things unless I meant them You need to open up your ears, are you listening? I'm only sayin' stuff I think you need to know.
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Red Panda 03:12
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I Don’t know what I’m gonna do Can’t find a single shoot of bamboo There might something out back keep all my food in a shack I mean it’s got power I mean it’s it quite cold I mean technically my shack is a refrigerator but I’m a red panda. I look like a cat (like a fox) I look like a weird raccoon thing but I don’t need your judging glares I just want to walk down the stairs and open up the fridge. Inside my eyes started to water That cheese ain’t even fit for an otter I think I should clean this thing out before that starts to sprout (legs) I think it’s got legs It’s freakin got legs I mean seriously somebody get rid of this thing ‘cause I’m a red panda. I look like a cat (like a fox) I look like a weird raccoon thing but I don’t need your judging glares I just want to walk down the stairs and kill the cheese monster It ran all around the neighborhood started oozing everywhere where would you please settle down now you monster 'fore I have to hurt you Settle down now you curdled old cow juice I'm gonna have to bring in some help to take care of this 'cause I’m just a red panda. I look like a cat (like a fox) I look like a weird raccoon thing but I don’t need your judging glares I just want to walk down the stairs and save the neighborhood I called The police for my problem Because it was making my nose numb They came and took care of the cheese because I said pretty please I mean you’ve gotta have manners you’ve gotta have class you have to know when to behave yourself when You’re a red panda. You look like a cat (like a fox) You look like a weird racoon thing but we don’t need your judging glares We just want to walk down the stairs stroll along the street. We're all red pandas. We look like cats (like foxes) We look like weird raccoon things But we don't need your judging glares We just want to walk down the stairs and We're all red pandas. We look like cats (like foxes) We look like weird raccoon things But we don't need your judging glares We just want to walk down the stairs and We're all red pandas. We look like cats (like foxes) We look like weird raccoon things But we don't need your judging glares We just want to walk down the stairs and We're all red pandas. We look like cats (like foxes) We look like weird raccoon things But we don't need your judging glares We just want to walk down the stairs and stroll along the street.
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Knock Knock 03:18
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Knock Knock Who’s There? Knock Knock Knock Knock Who I don’t have the time for this I don’t have the time for this I have to see my psychiatrist Cause I don’t have the time for this Every single morning They’re pounding on my window Asking me for confirmation Demanding Substantiation: "Is this who I am I have to find the answer I have to find my place in life I need to know my place in life" Knock Knock Who’s There? Knock Knock Knock Knock Who I don’t have the time for this I don’t have the time for this I have to see my psychiatrist Cause I don’t have the time for this Walk into the moonlight Breathe in the aroma Look around and see them suffer holding on to one another Can you even stand it? The feeling pulsing in you you have to find the way to help you need to know a way to help Knock Knock Who’s There? Knock Knock Knock Knock Who I don’t have the time for this I don’t have the time for this I have to see my psychiatrist Cause I don’t have the time for this Are you even happy? Can you be yourself now? Find someone to tell the truth 'Cause if you don't there is no use Someday they will see it The person that's inside you Let her out and they will see It's the you, you've always been. Knock Knock Who’s There? Knock Knock Knock Knock Who I don’t have the time for this I don’t have the time for this I have to see my psychiatrist Cause I don’t have the time for this I don’t have the time for this I don’t have the time for this I have to see my psychiatrist Cause I don’t have the time for this
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Izzy 02:24
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Good Morning everybody we have brought you a surprise It's something that we know you'll love now open up your eyes. There before sat a dog, the cutest in the world He sat there and he stared at us his little tail was curled He needs a name, I say, what do you think that it should be I reach my hand out for a pat and *bite* what is he?! Izzy doesn't love you is he there Is he gone now? Izzy is dog, is he fair is he gone now? Izzy doesn't love you is he there Is he gone now? Izzy is dog, is he fair is he gone now? Why? Why is he avoiding me? Why Izzy, why? Why does he not love me back? Why? Why is he now biting me? Why Izzy, why? You're a bad dog. It turns out we got a dog that was from outer space You wouldn't really know it looking at his fuzzy face He doesn't like affection so keep your hands to your self I'm serious about this it's important for your health If anyone has advice to deal with snarling beast I would find it most helpful or some thick new gloves at least He really likes to snap at us when we give him a bath When we try to clean him up we face his fluffy wrath Izzy doesn't love you is he there Is he gone now? Izzy is dog, is he fair is he gone now? Izzy doesn't love you is he there Is he gone now? Izzy is dog, is he fair is he gone now? Why? Why is he avoiding me? Why Izzy, why? Why does he not love me back? Why? Why is he now biting me? Why Izzy, why? You're a bad dog. Most of the time I spend with him I spend with him in fear He's growling and he's angry and I think the end is near. Oh I guess it turns out that he saw a bird out side. I suppose that that means that I do not have to hide I took him for a walk one day and he refused to move just stood there with his leash on like he had something to prove Once again I thought I might try to touch his soft fur I reach out with a trembling hand and *bite* well, that's fair. Izzy doesn't love you is he there Is he gone now? Izzy is dog, is he fair is he gone now? Izzy doesn't love you is he there Is he gone now? Izzy is dog, is he fair is he gone now? Why? Why is he avoiding me? Why Izzy, why? Why does he not love me back? Why? Why is he now biting me? Why Izzy, why? You're a bad dog. Izzy doesn't love you is he there Is he gone now? Izzy is dog, is he fair is he gone now? Izzy doesn't love you is he there Is he gone now? Izzy is dog, is he fair is he gone now? Izzy is a dog is a dog is a dog (He's a dog) And he doesn't love you doesn't love you (And he doesn't love you) doesn't love you doesn't love you Izzy is a dog is a dog is a dog (He's a dog) And he doesn't love you doesn't love you (And he hates you) doesn't love you doesn't love you is he there Is he gone now?
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You're Dumb 02:12
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So I've got some words to sing You can buy her lovely things You can buy her diamond rings isn't it facinating that you might be noticing that your life is so boring you should do some more living Why don't you try some loving I don't know how, You could be so dumb. I don't know how, I could be so dumb. She can teach you how to dance She can teach you 'bout romance wants you both to go to france But you stand there in a trance just you let her take a chance have your relationship advance But you say "who wears the pants" What a stupid circumstance I don't know how, you could be so dumb Why don't you just, go back where you are from You've got to tell me how you're doing this my friend She says she'll stay with you until the bitter end You can't go down this road not knowing there's a bend You're gonna cause some wounds that may not ever mend. So you're fine'ly on your own had one chance and it was blown see her number on your phone hands are on your head you grown 'Cause you reap what you have sown Now she's left you all alone Well I guess you should have known But you're such a stupid drone I don't know how, you could be so dumb. I don't know how, your mind could be so numb.
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I Think it May Be 02:46
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Oh, well that's rare no, please don't stare I hope, you don't care Lets just not go there Hi, I'm Sydney I'm pleased to make your acquaintance I hope you enjoyed the songs even if they were a bit weird I think it may be that you're right I think it may be that you're wrong I think it may be that we all might get a long if we could just I think it may be that we need to remove all the nasty things I think it may be that we need to remove all the nasty thing I tried to tell a story I got lost on the way It's hard to follow the narrative When I'm drawn to make things silly I am a keeper of secrets I've got things on my mind I want to tell the world But it's harder than you think I think it may be that you're right I think it may be that you're wrong I think it may be that we all might get a long if we could just I think it may be that we need to remove all the nasty things I think it may be that we need to remove all the nasty thing I think it may be I think it may be I think it may be I think it may be I think it may be I think it may be I think it may be Time to go Oh Do you ever feel like everything is wrong Like you are not the person in the mirror Oh I do all the time and there's meaning in this song and it's something that is drawing ever nearer Oh Help me, Help me Be myself It's absolutely and completely terrifying I can't do this alone and I need your help my friends please be right there with me when this ends I think it may be I think it may be I think it may be I think it may be I think it may be I think it may be I think it may be Time to go I think it may be that you're right I think it may be that you're wrong I think it may be that we all might get a long if we could just I think it may be that we need to remove all the nasty things I think it may be that we need to remove all the nasty thing
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Time to Go 03:09
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Flip 02:44
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You're Dumb Demo 02:12
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So I've got some words to sing You can buy her lovely things You can buy her diamond rings isn't it facinating that you might be noticing that your life is so boring you should do some more living Why don't you try some loving I don't know how, You could be so dumb. I don't know how, I could be so dumb. She can teach you how to dance She can teach you 'bout romance wants you both to go to france But you stand there in a trance just you let her take a chance have your relationship advance But you say "who wears the pants" What a stupid circumstance I don't know how, you could be so dumb Why don't you just, go back where you are from You've got to tell me how you're doing this my friend She says she'll stay with you until the bitter end You can't go down this road not knowing there's a bend You're gonna cause some wounds that may not ever mend. So you're fine'ly on your own had one chance and it was blown see her number on your phone hands are on your head you grown 'Cause you reap what you have sown Now she's left you all alone Well I guess you should have known But you're such a stupid drone I don't know how, you could be so dumb. I don't know how, your mind could be so numb.
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More Deadly Efficiency 02:23
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Red Panda Demo 01:40
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I Don’t know what I’m gonna do Can’t find a single shoot of bamboo There might something out back keep all my food in a shack I mean it’s got power I mean it’s it quite cold I mean technically my shack is a refrigerator but I’m a red panda. I look like a cat I like a fox I look like a weird raccoon thing but I don’t need your judging glares I just want to walk down the stairs and open up the fridge. Inside my eyes started to water That cheese ain’t even fit for an otter I think I should clean this thing out before that starts to sprout I think it’s got legs It’s freakin got legs I mean seriously somebody get rid of this thing ‘cause I’m a red panda. I look like a cat I like a fox I look like a weird raccoon thing but I don’t need your judging glares I just want to walk down the stairs and kill the cheese monster I called The police for my problem Because it was making my nose numb They came and took care of the cheese because I said pretty please I mean you’ve gotta have manners you’ve gotta have class you have to know when to behave yourself when You're a red panda. You look like a cat You like a fox You look like a weird racoon thing but we don’t need your judging glares We just want to walk down the stairs stroll along the street.
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Garret 04:07
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This is my first album to include lyrics, and it means a great deal to me. The overall theme of this album is (subtly) about being yourself, something which I myself find quite challenging. This album took me about a year and a half to put together and I'm really proud of it.

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released August 10, 2017

Written, composed, recorded, and produced by Sydney Blue
Artwork by Stephanie Bernd

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Hey there. I write music as a hobby, but it means a lot to me. I use it to share my feelings and my love for the people that matter to me. It's pretty weird some times.

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